You might think the worst people on Facebook are those that drone about their roller-coaster of a relationship, those that never top talking about what happens in their average, dull life, or those that are generally just too revealing. But you’re wrong.
Those people are what make Facebook hilarious for the right minded people. The douches, however, are the ones that make a point to call out this bottom tier of people and ruin the experience for everyone.
Facebook is easily divided into several tiers of users.
- The Facebook Pros
- The Pretentious Douchebags
- The Willfully Ignorant
The Third Tier: The Willfully Ignorant
The Willfully Ignorant tier is well known amongst the Facebook status fail sites around the world. Whether it’s an over-zealous mother posting pictures and statuses of her child’s first bowel movement sans-diaper, or a provocative post about drunken sexual adventures with a stranger in public, the bottom tier of the Facebook system is what makes the world a better place.
How to deal with them:
It’s easy. Encourage them! Like their status updates so they spew more nonsense out. Feed their egos, and they will keep on feeding you luls.
The Third Tier: The Willfully Ignorant
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The Second Tier: The Pretentious Douchebags
The second tier is where the worst people in the world dwell in. And they should die. But murder is illegal, so it’s best to be prepared to know when you’re facing a douche of all douches.
While the Pretentious Douchebags are the lowest of low, they reside on a higher level than the welcomed Third Tier based on their Facebook awareness. They can filter themselves, for the most part, and recognize basic shapes/numbers/letters, but they maintain a superiority complex that drops their welcome level drastically. You can easily spot a Second Tier user from their consistent contrarian posts, statuses, notes, and even videos that attempt to denounce our beloved Third Tier. Hint: nobody cares about your pet peeves. Go die in a fire.
How to deal with them:
Troll them! Nothing is better than getting a bunch of uptight assholes in a raging debate on Facebook.
The Second Tier: The Pretentious Douchebags
The First Tier: The Facebook Pros
And the best and final tier is is reserved for those that don’t give a fuck. They just take it easy, laugh at the lower tiers, and possibly troll them for an even better time. Ah, easy livin’
How to deal with them:
Join them in on the fun!
The First Tier: The Facebook Pros
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Hopefully you’re now able to take the Facebook world on and guard yourself from the Douches that plague everyone’s friend’s list. Good luck, and try not to lose your mind in limbo.
